kid: i don't want to go to the dentist today!
mother: you have to go, son
kid: fine. i'll go to the stupid dentist
*at the dentist*
dentist: let's see what we have here
*kid is in dentist chair*
dentist (looks shocked): you have no teeth! what happened to them?
kid: i pulled them all out! yay, no more tooth doctor!
dentist: you need to go to a different, much worse type of doctor now!
kid: what have i done?!
If you thought you hated the dentist, well, this kid may have you beat.