kid: i don't want to go to the dentist today!
mother: you have to go, son
kid: fine. i'll go to the stupid dentist
*at the dentist*
dentist: let's see what we have here
*kid is in dentist chair*
dentist (looks shocked): you have no teeth! what happened to them?
kid: i pulled them all out! yay, no more tooth doctor!
dentist: you need to go to a different, much worse type of doctor now!
kid: what have i done?!
If you thought you hated the dentist, well, this kid may have you beat.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.