* a man is outside *
man: what a nice day outside! look at that SUN!
man: i can feel its rays on me! feels nice!
sun (reaches out a hand): let's hold hands
man: whoa whoa whoa, sun, too soon. way to be creepy
The sun wanted to take things to the next level, but the man just wasn’t ready for it. Maybe if the sun took it a little slower, things would have been different.
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Where's the dang e-brake on this horse?
Woke up at 5, so I'm playing Red Dead Redemption b4 I go to work at 7 for a code release
No one ever told me adulting could look like this
I think it's time for me to level up my career and start sleeping at the office.
I'm like 80% on coming back to comics. Just gotta draw all the flames!
Oh jeez, I kinda forgot how to draw my comic.
The man walked in slowly and raised his gun. "I'd like to donate this and abandon my reckless lifestyle", he said.