* a man is outside *
man: what a nice day outside! look at that SUN!
man: i can feel its rays on me! feels nice!
sun (reaches out a hand): let's hold hands
man: whoa whoa whoa, sun, too soon. way to be creepy
The sun wanted to take things to the next level, but the man just wasn’t ready for it. Maybe if the sun took it a little slower, things would have been different.
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I ate a sugar cookie an hour ago. A big one.
My diet is doomed.
All the dogs outside right now are all like
"DO YOU SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL WEATHER?!"
"YES I DO IT'S AMAZING! SO MUCH SUN!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
Tom Cruise hasn't even jogged yet and I'm getting worried.
I hope I get to see Tom Cruise run in this film.
Those birds outside are soooooo pumped about this weather right now.
I love it.