* a man is outside *
man: what a nice day outside! look at that SUN!
man: i can feel its rays on me! feels nice!
sun (reaches out a hand): let's hold hands
man: whoa whoa whoa, sun, too soon. way to be creepy
The sun wanted to take things to the next level, but the man just wasn’t ready for it. Maybe if the sun took it a little slower, things would have been different.
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Yup, I'm up. I'm gonna play God of War until I go to work. So 5 hours? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Slightly worried that I might be waking up for the day right now. It's 3:24 am.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to be exhausted by the time I make it to work and I have literally....
*checks work cale… https://t.co/19wNkhdr5R