* a man is outside *
man: what a nice day outside! look at that SUN!
man: i can feel its rays on me! feels nice!
sun (reaches out a hand): let's hold hands
man: whoa whoa whoa, sun, too soon. way to be creepy
The sun wanted to take things to the next level, but the man just wasn’t ready for it. Maybe if the sun took it a little slower, things would have been different.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?