man (to himself): i wonder if i have any cheese left in the fridge
man (opening fridge): nope
man: i could totally turn this fridge into a time machine!
man: firstly, will i fit?
*man is inside of fridge*
man: now, to invent time travel...
I wonder if I’ll fit in my fridge… Hmmmm.
*three minutes pass*
The Answer: Heck yes, I can! I can close the door and the light goes off. Kinda weird to be sitting at the bottom of a fridge with the door closed, but it’s all in the name of SCIENCE!
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?