man (to himself): i wonder if i have any cheese left in the fridge
man (opening fridge): nope
man: i could totally turn this fridge into a time machine!
man: firstly, will i fit?
*man is inside of fridge*
man: now, to invent time travel...
I wonder if I’ll fit in my fridge… Hmmmm.
*three minutes pass*
The Answer: Heck yes, I can! I can close the door and the light goes off. Kinda weird to be sitting at the bottom of a fridge with the door closed, but it’s all in the name of SCIENCE!
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
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I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 17 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*