man (to himself): i wonder if i have any cheese left in the fridge
man (opening fridge): nope
man: i could totally turn this fridge into a time machine!
man: firstly, will i fit?
*man is inside of fridge*
man: now, to invent time travel...
I wonder if I’ll fit in my fridge… Hmmmm.
*three minutes pass*
The Answer: Heck yes, I can! I can close the door and the light goes off. Kinda weird to be sitting at the bottom of a fridge with the door closed, but it’s all in the name of SCIENCE!
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I cooked and ate a thing yesterday. It was not good. So I did the logical thing and cooked and ate the exact same thing tonight.