man (to himself): i wonder if i have any cheese left in the fridge
man (opening fridge): nope
man: i could totally turn this fridge into a time machine!
man: firstly, will i fit?
*man is inside of fridge*
man: now, to invent time travel...
I wonder if I’ll fit in my fridge… Hmmmm.
*three minutes pass*
The Answer: Heck yes, I can! I can close the door and the light goes off. Kinda weird to be sitting at the bottom of a fridge with the door closed, but it’s all in the name of SCIENCE!
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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