I’m fascinated by those cool zero G flights.  Here’s a link for a company that does them.  Pretty awesome stuff.  Also, that’s how they filmed the weightless parts of the movie Apollo 13.

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instructor: alright everyone, the zero G portion of this flight will begin in 5... 4

man: NO NO NOO! WAIT! i'm peeing!
*countdown continues*
3...
2...

another man: there isn't even a toilet on this plane for that exact reason!
*countdown continues*
1...

ZERO G!
*everyone is floating*
*out of the panel, the peeing man is yelling*
man: NOOOOOO! MY SUEDE SHOOOOOES!