man: alright, i got white castle again
man (opening bag): time to prepare for a night of food i crave for some reason
man: and a tomorrow full of white castle revenge
*man takes a bite of the burger*
man: every bite...
man (taking another bite): makes tomorrow that much worse
It’s been about three months since the last time I ate White Castle and I’m starting to want some again. Once consumed, the timer will reset and we can talk again in another three months when I have another White Castle bag in front of me.
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You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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