man: alright, i got white castle again
man (opening bag): time to prepare for a night of food i crave for some reason
man: and a tomorrow full of white castle revenge
*man takes a bite of the burger*
man: every bite...
man (taking another bite): makes tomorrow that much worse
It’s been about three months since the last time I ate White Castle and I’m starting to want some again. Once consumed, the timer will reset and we can talk again in another three months when I have another White Castle bag in front of me.
My Tweet Action
Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.