man: alright, i got white castle again
man (opening bag): time to prepare for a night of food i crave for some reason
man: and a tomorrow full of white castle revenge
*man takes a bite of the burger*
man: every bite...
man (taking another bite): makes tomorrow that much worse
It’s been about three months since the last time I ate White Castle and I’m starting to want some again. Once consumed, the timer will reset and we can talk again in another three months when I have another White Castle bag in front of me.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?