man: well crap. my internet is out
man: i guess i'll just learn how to juggle...
man: done and still no internet. maybe i'll learn how to ride a unicycle
man: internet is still out. maybe i can do this on a tightrope
*the man is juggling on a tightrope between two buildings while on a unicycle*
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local man becomes amazing performer
"is my internet back yet?" asks man
"i need to read comics"
I hope that man never gets his internet back. I feel like there’s just so much more that he can do. All this other stuff is just the beginning.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.