man: well crap. my internet is out
man: i guess i'll just learn how to juggle...
man: done and still no internet. maybe i'll learn how to ride a unicycle
man: internet is still out. maybe i can do this on a tightrope
*the man is juggling on a tightrope between two buildings while on a unicycle*
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"is my internet back yet?" asks man
"i need to read comics"
I hope that man never gets his internet back. I feel like there’s just so much more that he can do. All this other stuff is just the beginning.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?