man: well crap. my internet is out
man: i guess i'll just learn how to juggle...
man: done and still no internet. maybe i'll learn how to ride a unicycle
man: internet is still out. maybe i can do this on a tightrope
*the man is juggling on a tightrope between two buildings while on a unicycle*
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local man becomes amazing performer
"is my internet back yet?" asks man
"i need to read comics"
I hope that man never gets his internet back. I feel like there’s just so much more that he can do. All this other stuff is just the beginning.
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Alright! Let's start this Thanksgiving weekend off with a BANG!
*arrives at airport, flight's delayed four hours*
Hmm, not quite.about 2 hours ago
Guess how many jelly beans are in the jar.
I'm terrible at this.. Uh, 376!
*cut to jelly bean jar with a single jelly bean in it*
I wonder if Metallica has played a song off of Master of Puppets in the past couple years and was like "huh, I guess we were young once?"