I hope that man never gets his internet back.  I feel like there’s just so much more that he can do.  All this other stuff is just the beginning.

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man: well crap. my internet is out

man: i guess i'll just learn how to juggle...


*later*
man: done and still no internet. maybe i'll learn how to ride a unicycle

*later*
man: internet is still out. maybe i can do this on a tightrope

*later*

*the man is juggling on a tightrope between two buildings while on a unicycle*

*a newspaper*
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