man: well crap. my internet is out
man: i guess i'll just learn how to juggle...
man: done and still no internet. maybe i'll learn how to ride a unicycle
man: internet is still out. maybe i can do this on a tightrope
*the man is juggling on a tightrope between two buildings while on a unicycle*
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"is my internet back yet?" asks man
"i need to read comics"
I hope that man never gets his internet back. I feel like there’s just so much more that he can do. All this other stuff is just the beginning.
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Where's the dang e-brake on this horse?
Woke up at 5, so I'm playing Red Dead Redemption b4 I go to work at 7 for a code release
No one ever told me adulting could look like this
I think it's time for me to level up my career and start sleeping at the office.
I'm like 80% on coming back to comics. Just gotta draw all the flames!
Oh jeez, I kinda forgot how to draw my comic.
The man walked in slowly and raised his gun. "I'd like to donate this and abandon my reckless lifestyle", he said.