Invisible Bread

red: bungee jump! woooo! red: gravity, you crazy abstract thing, tell me how you do it! gravity: ok! massive object have a force that pulls other objects- red (interrupting): gravity, i know that stuff. also, hi red: what i'm asking is why massive objects have a magical force that pulls other objects toward them gravity: oh gravity: ...i really don't like being asked that question. anyway, i don't wanna spoil the surprise. it's a real twist. you'll see red: when will i find out? gravity: soon. you forgot to attach your bungee cord. red: ah! i really don't wanna know! don't murder me, gravity! do all your gravity magic and save me! please! gravity: ... ok fine *places red safely on the ground* gravity: no more questions, ok? red: yes yes, whatever you want, gravity