justin: how many Monster energy drinks are, dare i say, too many? sounds like i have a date with science tonight!
#2
justin: all effects from first Monster are doubled. effects do indeed stack for me *type type type*
#9
justin: unsure if i even have my laptop in front of me for this entry. feeling great! i want more Monster!
#?
justin: finished can. some internal organs are trying to escape, but that's ok! i'm sure i can keep them in
#??
justin: organs finally got away. a little bummed about it but still feel great! ooh! my organs are coming back to me!
#???
justin: something is happening! i can feel it! coming in the air tonight! hah- URRNG!
*years later*
narrator: meet Justin Boyd. he has Boyd's Disease
justin: hi!
narrator: his body naturally produces Monster, resulting in his unique AB+M blood type, a 50/50 blend of blood and Monster
narrator: he says the disease, named after him, makes him feel "pretty great!"
justin: yup!
One Monster Too Many: The Justin Boyd Story. I have limited my Monster intake these days though!
Oh yeah, and don’t drink a ton of Monsters in a day. I imagine you won’t contract Boyd’s Disease but instead, possibly get a case of the deads. Contracting the deads has been lethal in 100% of all recorded cases.
