red: hey man! haven't seen you in a while!
yellow: oh hey! what's up?
red (thinking): shoot, i barely know this guy. should've just avoided him. too late for that now
red: heh, feels great to be out of that physics class!
yellow: yeah, tell me about it
red (thinking): that was all my material... what's something we can both relate to and discuss? the weather! yes!
yellow: this weather is so crazy right now!
red (thinking): perfect! he did it first! alright, close it out
red: oh man, definitely. definitely, man. definitely. man.
red: alright man, i gotta get going.
yellow: same here so busy
red: see ya man!
*red and yellow are walking away*
*urrrrrrrrrrg awkward*
I just got back from a Vegas weekend, if you were wondering! Lowlight of the trip: discovering that my jeans had a defective fly and having the zipper come off it’s tracks while at a club. Oh boy, talk about awkward. Highlight of the trip: Everything else!
