blue (on stage with mic): can't believe they got me to do karaoke. ha. my friends.
*blue holds mic to face about to sing*
blue: i'm not wearing my glasses! i can't read the lyrics! and i don't know this song by heart!
blue: i mean, i used to , but that was like 15 years ago. uh oh.
*a couple verses, pre-choruses and choruses later*
blue (with hands on hips proudly): yup. still know every word to All Star by Smash Mouth