blue: oh cool, a puppy
yellow: yup! 10 weeks old
*cute puppy is standing there*
blue: cute dog
*blue looks down again*
blue: if you look at that super cute puppy one more time, you will literally explode from the cuteness
yellow: his paws are so enormous right now
blue: heh, yeah
blue (to self): nope, not looking
yellow: oh! here comes his duckie friend!
*blue looks down*
*puppy now has a little duck on his back*
blue: goodbye
*blue explodes*
*yellow is looking at a smoking bit of ground where blue was*
yellow: fourth person today
It’s been proven that there is no way to not explode given those circumstances.
