Invisible Bread

green (to self): annnd i suddenly feel super awkward about everything green (to self): this is really bad timing. since i'm at a social gathering girl: hey, hi. you're in my econ class, yeah? green (to self): durrrrr *girl and green are silent. girl looks confused* green (to self) snap out of it. snap out of it! DO IT! AHH! do it! do it! green (out loud): ...phew, sorry. i was feeling really awkward for some reason, but i feel more normal now! green (to self): why did you say that?! urrg girl: heh, no worries. i was feeling kinda similar until i saw a familiar face. girl: my name's jenny! green: i'm alex! nice to meet you green (to self): life is gonna be ok