employee: birthday song, everyone! gather! let's sing our song
*other employees are clapping*
employee: keep clapping! let's get some more people!
other voice: so i had an extra copy
other voice (friend): and i had no clue where
green: stop talking. listen to me right now
green: if you want to continue being my friend, you must never tell a restaurant it's my birthday
red: ...what?
green (seeing clapping employees coming towards him): ...no...you...di you send them after me already?!
red: it's your birthday... i thought it was what you wanted
green: we need to have a serious talk about this friendship
*clapping continues*
green: if i don't die from embarassment
I still have trouble with this concept, which is why I usually avoid restaurants that do the song thing when it’s my birthday. But then again, you do get free things, like a little cake and stuff… Maybe I need to rethink my strategy.
Well, it’s still awkward when the table next to you has the birthday song. You get all the eyes in the restaurant looking in your direction, but no free treat!
