man: so, this is... the future?
future man: yup! welcome! here is your universal communicator!
future man: angry youtube comments, ordering groceries, writing a paper- it can do it all! there's a cool eyepiece display too!
man: what if i don't want to be digitally connected to everyone everywhere, all the time?
future man: the future doesn't work like that...
future man: now put on your communicator or i'm going to downvote you
On the other hand, the future could be pretty cool because you would feel like a Terminator with all that fancy HUD stuff going on in the eyepiece display. “Oooo, pickles $1 off! Thanks, Terminator display!”
