evil roommate: i'm gonna put this tiny amount of milk back in the fridge and prank my roommate
evil roommate: here he comes! he always gets so mad at little things. this is gonna be great.
roommate: urg. stupid alarm clocks. whatever. let's get some cereal in me
*a drip of milk comes out and into the tiniest bowl which contains one cinnamon toast crunch piece*
roommate: ha! the perfect amount! wow! today will be a great day!
*evil roommate is peering around a corner and looks very unhappy that his prank failed*
Well dang, that prank couldn’t have backfired any more! He was all primed for a good pranking, but then you go and give him the perfect amount of milk for his perfectly tiny bowl and his single piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You pulled him out of a terrible mood and into a fantastic one. He even has an interview today! You should feel good about helping him out when he really needed it, but you won’t.
That’s right, sometimes I chat with the characters I create. That’s mean-spirited grey shirt man. He’s mean.
