red (holding paper): hey, where do i go to get this processed?
blue: ah. yeah.
blue: just put it in the "input" slot over there and then grab the result from the "output" chute
*blue is gesturing to their left to a huge machine*
red: oh weird, i didn't see that there
red (at machine): what is this liquid? are those scorch marks? is that... blood?
blue: we don't ask any questions about The Black Box. just put the paper in and it will be okay
*the paper goes into the machine with a zoot*
*something comes out with a drop*
red (holding a red cube that is dripping): perfect!
No questions. Just put in the right things and you’ll get… something… out of it!
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.