dentist: hi! i'm dr. gibbon! i'm a dentist! but a different kind of dentist
*1-800 RAD DENT*
dentist: when you come in, i promise i will not guilt you in any way about any problems with your oral hygiene! so stop on by!
customer: hi! i've been chewing rocks for years and now it's all terrible in there. fix me!
That sure is one radical dentist. I bet he skateboards.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.