voice on phone: so, whatcha up to?
justin boyd: driving on the highway
phone: oh perfect! i'm gonna drop by right now!
justin: no no no, didn't you hear me? i'm on the highway!
phone: yup! dropping by! bringing a ton of friends too!
justin: NO, SNOW! NOOOO!
White outs on the highway are no fun, nope. Only if snow just waited a dang sec, jeez.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?