green: oh wow! you got this year's new phone!
orange (holding phone): yeah
orange: but i really wish it was next year's new phone...
green (gesturing to a time machine): well, i might be able to help
orange: that's last year's time machine
*green is gesturing to a time machine, next year's model*
I have some major eyeballs on the new Pixel. Also thinking about switching my cell phone plan to Project Fi.
Might just go with the Nexus 5X though. That thing is still a good thing, yeah?
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session