green: oh wow! you got this year's new phone!
orange (holding phone): yeah
orange: but i really wish it was next year's new phone...
green (gesturing to a time machine): well, i might be able to help
orange: that's last year's time machine
*green is gesturing to a time machine, next year's model*
I have some major eyeballs on the new Pixel. Also thinking about switching my cell phone plan to Project Fi.
Might just go with the Nexus 5X though. That thing is still a good thing, yeah?
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