green: oh wow! you got this year's new phone!
orange (holding phone): yeah
orange: but i really wish it was next year's new phone...
green (gesturing to a time machine): well, i might be able to help
orange: that's last year's time machine
*green is gesturing to a time machine, next year's model*
I have some major eyeballs on the new Pixel. Also thinking about switching my cell phone plan to Project Fi.
Might just go with the Nexus 5X though. That thing is still a good thing, yeah?
My Tweet Action
You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?