justin boyd: quittin' Monster cold turkey, 100% success! didn't have a single one all day!
*justin is in the shower looking tired and chugging a monster*
justin (now laying in bed): good thing shower Monsters don't count
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*