orange: yup, it's almost college time again. summer just flew by!
orange: man, a three month vacation from working just is not long enough!
man with briefcase: hahahahahahaha
man (walking away): hahahahaha
orange: old people are so weird
I gotta schedule myself that vacation I need.
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