Invisible Bread

maize: oh wow, hey! blue: what's up? you here for the summer too? maize: yup! got a job in town, so i'm gonna be sticking around blue: cool! *they are silent* maize: ok, listen. i'm gonna skip all the short, awkward interactions. and instead have this single, hyper-concentrated, awkward moment... maize: i think we could be really good friends, but we've both been to weird about being like, maize (pretend holding phone): "hey dude. wanna see that movie?" "ok cool, i'll pick you up at six with the car that i drive" maize: so let's just start being friends, ok? *silence* blue: yes