voice: feeling lazy and don't want to make dinner
man on couch: yup
voice: feeling antisocial and don't really want to talk to anyone, so you'll just order food online?
voice: but you don't want to even have to talk to the delivery person when they show up and try to force a conversation?
man: this is getting specific, but yes
voice: it sounds like you could use our new delivery service, promising to only use texting for communication or the food is FREE!
delivery guy (via text, handing bag to green): here
green (via text, grabbing bag): thx
voice: and if you prepay, we'll leave the food at the nearest possible barrier between public and private space and send a text to notify you!
orange (on couch, eating pizza, via text): omg, thx, bye
Talking to people can be the worst.
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