voice: feeling lazy and don't want to make dinner
man on couch: yup
voice: feeling antisocial and don't really want to talk to anyone, so you'll just order food online?
voice: but you don't want to even have to talk to the delivery person when they show up and try to force a conversation?
man: this is getting specific, but yes
voice: it sounds like you could use our new delivery service, promising to only use texting for communication or the food is FREE!
delivery guy (via text, handing bag to green): here
green (via text, grabbing bag): thx
voice: and if you prepay, we'll leave the food at the nearest possible barrier between public and private space and send a text to notify you!
orange (on couch, eating pizza, via text): omg, thx, bye
Talking to people can be the worst.
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 18 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*