blue: yup. time to start working out again. i've been on too long of a break
yellow: dude, you've never worked out once in your life
blue: oh yeah? then why do i have...
*blue holds up Burrito of the Month Club card*
blue: please play along. i've run out of way to try and trick myself into working out
I really should have a Burrito(bowl) of the Month Club card.
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
This was my first cassette. It was blue. I listened to it on a Radio Shack tap… https://t.co/uyE3C6mTWS
I 👏 CAN'T 👏 STOP 👏 BUYING 👏 PILLOWS
I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
me (leaping out of bed): AHHHH, HOLY C… https://t.co/DORegpAuhi