blue: yup. time to start working out again. i've been on too long of a break
yellow: dude, you've never worked out once in your life
blue: oh yeah? then why do i have...
*blue holds up Burrito of the Month Club card*
blue: please play along. i've run out of way to try and trick myself into working out
I really should have a Burrito(bowl) of the Month Club card.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?