blue (sitting at computer): i don't feel like working anymore
*email is shown*
To: Tim Russert
Subject: My Future Here
blue: aw yeah. i should have done that a long time ago
blue (holding bills): WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THESE?!
Little did he know, his company paid all of his bills behind his back.
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
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I 👏 CAN'T 👏 STOP 👏 BUYING 👏 PILLOWS
I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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