blue (sitting at computer): i don't feel like working anymore
*email is shown*
To: Tim Russert
Subject: My Future Here
blue: aw yeah. i should have done that a long time ago
blue (holding bills): WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT THESE?!
Little did he know, his company paid all of his bills behind his back.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?