red (laying in field): ahhh yes, spring! nice and toasty outside! yeaaaah
friend of red: dude, it may be spring, but it's still pretty cold out right now. it's like mid-40's
red: yeah, but i've converted to metric. so i'm good
Go out there without a jacket. Just close your eyes and make it metric!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?