maize: alright, the parents are gone...
maize: tell me all about your first semester of COLLEGE
blue: oh wow, where to even begin!
blue: girls EVERYWHERE!
blue: too shy to talk to any though
blue: classwork as far as the eye can see!
blue: tests and homework, which used to be easy, are now quite difficult and will consume much of your time!
maize: okay, well. what about the good things?
*blue thinks about it*
blue: i grew this great facial hair and my mom didn't yell at me! until break
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session