maize: alright, the parents are gone...
maize: tell me all about your first semester of COLLEGE
blue: oh wow, where to even begin!
blue: girls EVERYWHERE!
blue: too shy to talk to any though
blue: classwork as far as the eye can see!
blue: tests and homework, which used to be easy, are now quite difficult and will consume much of your time!
maize: okay, well. what about the good things?
*blue thinks about it*
blue: i grew this great facial hair and my mom didn't yell at me! until break
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?