maize: alright, the parents are gone...
maize: tell me all about your first semester of COLLEGE
blue: oh wow, where to even begin!
blue: girls EVERYWHERE!
blue: too shy to talk to any though
blue: classwork as far as the eye can see!
blue: tests and homework, which used to be easy, are now quite difficult and will consume much of your time!
maize: okay, well. what about the good things?
*blue thinks about it*
blue: i grew this great facial hair and my mom didn't yell at me! until break
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.