Karaoke
  • They’re so weird I never know if I’ve got them right…
    The meteor man makes the difference?
    Now you’ve got a hole in a satellite with us?
    Did I get those right? Probably not…

    • Sumtinorutter

      Gonna try this without looking it up. Put asterisks next to the part you’re wondering about.

      Somebody once told me
      The world was gonna roll me
      I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she-ed.

      She was looking kinda dumb
      With her finger and her thumb
      In the shape of an L on her forehead.

      Well, the years start coming
      And they don’t stop coming.
      Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

      Didn’t make sense not to kind for fun
      Your brain gets smart but you’re head gets dumb

      So much to do, so much to see
      So what’s wrong with taking the back streets.

      Never know if you don’t go (Wickiwa)
      Never shine if you don’t glow (Bickabow)

      Hey now, you’re an all star,
      Get the game on, go play

      Hey now, you’re an rock star
      Get the show on, get paid.

      And all that glitters is gold,
      Only shooting stars break the mo-old.

      It’s a cool place and they say it gets cooler.
      You’re bundled up now, wait till you get older

      But the meteor man begs to differ,
      Judging by the hole on the satellite picture.

      The ice we skate
      Is getting pretty thin
      The water’s getting warm so you might as well swim.

      My world’s on fire,
      How about yours?
      That’s the way I like it and I never get bored.

      Hey now, you’re an all star,
      Get the game on, go play

      Hey now, you’re an rock star
      Get the show on, get paid.

      And all that glitters is gold,
      Only shooting stars break the mo-old.

      Somebody once asked,
      Could I spare done change for gas
      I got to get myself away from this place

      I said yep, what a concept
      I could use a little fuel myself
      And we could all use a little
      Chaaaaaaa-aaaaaange!

      Hey now, you’re an all star,
      Get the game on, go play

      Hey now, you’re an rock star
      Get the show on, get paid.

      And all that glitters is gold,
      Only shooting stars break the mo-old.

      Et cetera

  • Luke Martinelli

    Sometimes the bonus panel is the funniest part of your comics. This was one of those times… Guy fieri approves, lol

    • I didn’t even know it was there until now…

      • Justin Boyd

        You got some catching up to do!

        • I’ve given up hope on going back and seeing all the hidden parts of the webcomics I follow… At this point, I can only do it for future comics I read 😛

          • Caleb Vander Klippe

            Wut. Bonus panel? How do you see it? (Currently on a tablet, btw.)

          • You’ll have to figure it out, man! That’s what everybody else did. 😀

          • Caleb Vander Klippe

            Ah, that’s how you do it. Gonna be hard on a tablet.

          • Dunno that it’s possible on a tablet – you have to hover over the bottom right of the image, then click when you see a tiny bread icon appear.

          • Justin Boyd

            If you confidently tap where the bread should be, you will receive the reward =)

          • Caleb Vander Klippe

            I did, and I did.

  • Viraj

    The Guy Fieri was awesome 🙂

  • Chris

    You’re*

  • BlueLine

    Justin, I DID IT! I finally got through all the comics on here for a second time. I read all of these on gocomics, so I never knew about the invisible panel. I had to reread all of them so I could see those

    • Justin Boyd

      You rock!

  • drawingpad

    gosh dangit, too many of your comics are my life

  • David Zentgraf

    It is physically impossible to not know All Star during Karaoke!

  • Lily

    I impressed my high school students when they played this song in the dressing room before the musical, and I knew every word. I’m not sure if I’m proud of that or not.

  • Nafas Wali