blue (on stage with mic): can't believe they got me to do karaoke. ha. my friends.
*blue holds mic to face about to sing*
blue: i'm not wearing my glasses! i can't read the lyrics! and i don't know this song by heart!
blue: i mean, i used to , but that was like 15 years ago. uh oh.
*a couple verses, pre-choruses and choruses later*
blue (with hands on hips proudly): yup. still know every word to All Star by Smash Mouth
youre an all star
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.