blue (on stage with mic): can't believe they got me to do karaoke. ha. my friends.
*blue holds mic to face about to sing*
blue: i'm not wearing my glasses! i can't read the lyrics! and i don't know this song by heart!
blue: i mean, i used to , but that was like 15 years ago. uh oh.
*a couple verses, pre-choruses and choruses later*
blue (with hands on hips proudly): yup. still know every word to All Star by Smash Mouth
youre an all star
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?