narrator: you know you're getting a bit older when christmas comes around
*theres a person in blue opening a gift*
narrator: and some relative bought you a bunch of socks*
*blue is holding a sock up to his face*
narrator: and you're like
blue: omg, YESSSS! i can finally throw out all those old socks with holes in them!
Be with your families, everyone!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?