orange: i really don't want to get a haircut...
orange: especially since my barber, jim, moved
orange: urg, ok, i gotta look good for tomorrow though. let's do this
orange (talking to barber): alright, please don't mess this up
barber: you are bald
orange: wow, you're even better than jim!
Don’t we all miss Jim? Such stories that man had.
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