orange: i really don't want to get a haircut...
orange: especially since my barber, jim, moved
orange: urg, ok, i gotta look good for tomorrow though. let's do this
orange (talking to barber): alright, please don't mess this up
barber: you are bald
orange: wow, you're even better than jim!
Don’t we all miss Jim? Such stories that man had.
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 18 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*