orange: i really don't want to get a haircut...
orange: especially since my barber, jim, moved
orange: urg, ok, i gotta look good for tomorrow though. let's do this
orange (talking to barber): alright, please don't mess this up
barber: you are bald
orange: wow, you're even better than jim!
Don’t we all miss Jim? Such stories that man had.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?