orange: i really don't want to get a haircut...
orange: especially since my barber, jim, moved
orange: urg, ok, i gotta look good for tomorrow though. let's do this
orange (talking to barber): alright, please don't mess this up
barber: you are bald
orange: wow, you're even better than jim!
Don’t we all miss Jim? Such stories that man had.
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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