orange: oh wow. crap. what is this thing?
*orange is looking at a machine with a ton of weird buttons and a single green button*
orange: i have no idea how to use this. and all these people behind me have to use it too
orange: alright, just gotta do it. act like i know what i'm doing. here we go
orange: ... i think i did it! so just press that green button then?
*orange presses the green button*
*orange explodes, everyone in line is reactionless*
*the line shifts forward*
yellow: my turn.
yellow: oh wow, crap. what is this thing?!
Maybe they are all there to launch a rocket or something! What a cool machine!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?