*a person is taking a shower*
person: what is that? is that a spider?
*shows the spider*
person: a lucky shower spider?!
person: oh man! yay!
spider: what? no. this is not a thing
person (holding spider): good luck for years!
spider: stop! put me down!
person (walking outside holding spider): yay!
person (at laptop): yay!
*spider is now wearing a little crown*
person: i made you a crown. yay!
Encountered this lucky shower spider yesterday morning! That spider’s fate was a little different than this dude’s though.
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Also, there was a push at some point to blast social media with the company's job openings and I was fully "haha, nah. nope."about 14 hours ago