green: can you give me a ride to the mall?
red: no, not really
red: because i converted my car into a rocketship over the weekend!
red: yeah, i got bored, so my car is now a rocketship, which is cool
red: can't really use it for local travel though. cuz rocketship
green: hmm, alright... i have a new request. can you give me a ride to---
green: the moon?
*a red car rockets towards the moon with a rocket strapped to it*
*both are now standing on the moon*
That hows rockets works. Yes.s.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.