green: can you give me a ride to the mall?
red: no, not really
red: because i converted my car into a rocketship over the weekend!
red: yeah, i got bored, so my car is now a rocketship, which is cool
red: can't really use it for local travel though. cuz rocketship
green: hmm, alright... i have a new request. can you give me a ride to---
green: the moon?
*a red car rockets towards the moon with a rocket strapped to it*
*both are now standing on the moon*
That hows rockets works. Yes.s.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?