*Green is standing holding a red plastic cup*
*green is bringing cup to mouth*
green's brain: about to drink a soda
*green is drinking from cup*
green's brain: worst. soda. ever. cease living
*green is dead on the ground*
*contents of cup is spilled on the ground*
*puddle is labeled as "water"*
Sudden-water-when-expecting-a-sweet-thing is incredibly jarring. Especially for some people!
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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