cara: i would have thought that by you age, you would have stopped drinking mtn dew...
justin boyd: doing the dew is a lifelong commitment, babe
*justin chugs 3 dews at once*
justin (doing a kickflip on a skateboard): bye
When I’m not consuming Monsters, I’m consuming Dews.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.