cara: i would have thought that by you age, you would have stopped drinking mtn dew...
justin boyd: doing the dew is a lifelong commitment, babe
*justin chugs 3 dews at once*
justin (doing a kickflip on a skateboard): bye
When I’m not consuming Monsters, I’m consuming Dews.
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