Never Too Old
  • Viraj

    Diet?

  • Actual

    That mountain dew sponsorship contract I signed when I was 12 requires me to drink at least four a day every day forever, it's like you don't even know me anymore.

  • Xela

    Well it's dew time we had a dew comic.

  • PepsiCo

    You know, there was a court case. PepsiCo, the soft drink's parent company, defended itself against a man who claimed he found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew. PepsiCo said that it is impossible since the mouse's corpse would have dissolved after 30 days. It was 45 days before the man's purchase.
    In fact, a youtube video experimented and PepsiCo was right.

    • Visible Toast

      So if it dissolved, didn't he find like a dissolved mouse carcass or something? And if he did, I wonder how he identified it was a dissolved mouse carcass.

      "OH HEY MA I FOUND A DISSOLVED MOUSE CARCUS IN MY MT. DEW AH"

      • fasd47

        MMMmmmm mouse carcass. Thats why i stay with the doctor pepper

  • anonymous

    Is that even healthy?

    • that person

      what. do. you. think.

  • Jeez

    My local Bulk O' Stuff got canned Baja Dew. That's been me for the past week