interviewer: so tell me, applicant, what is your most impressive trait or ability?
interviewee: i am able to eat A LOT of food
interviewee: like, wow.
interviewee: but in a close second is my ability to effectively think on my feet, which helps me adapt quickly to ever-changing situations!
interviewee (to self): wow, nice save!
Interviewing is hard, especially when you tend to put your foot in your mouth. And I mean that both figuratively and literally. It’s hard to interview when you have a foot inside your mouth.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?