yellow: hey! can i ask you a quick question?
yellow: ok, so... i'm an awkward person, but, you're a girl so...
yellow: can you tell me where i could meet a girl that's smart, funny, plays video games and loves corgis
girl: i am literally all those things
*yellow stands in silence for a little bit*
yellow (to self): i am suddenly in way over my head
Whoops, he didn’t think about that happening.
I don’t want to go back to work on Monday. I’ve enjoyed not working and playing video games. T’was a good time.
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