green: Red Bull #1. feels good
green: Red Bull #2 was pretty good too!
green: therefore! #3, #4, #5 and #6 should make things the that-much-betters!
*two people standing outside in the dark*
person one: did you just see that flash of Red Bull-colored light in the sky?
person two: yup!
Don’t worry, I’m still drinking Monsters. Just wanted to switch up which energy drinks are consumed in the Invisible Bread universe!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
On Tuesdays.about 21 hours ago
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session