green: Red Bull #1. feels good
green: Red Bull #2 was pretty good too!
green: therefore! #3, #4, #5 and #6 should make things the that-much-betters!
*two people standing outside in the dark*
person one: did you just see that flash of Red Bull-colored light in the sky?
person two: yup!
Don’t worry, I’m still drinking Monsters. Just wanted to switch up which energy drinks are consumed in the Invisible Bread universe!
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*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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