red: happy birthday! i got you things!
orange: ooh! thank you!
red: here's a can of coke and a pair of jeans!
red: a pack of light bulbs, a paper towel roll
orange: ok, ok
red: some coolant, AND! a single sock!
*red holds his arms up as if to say "surprise"*
orange: you need to stop giving me the content of your trunk as birthday presents
That’s one way to clean your trunk out.
And, as you should all know, everyone in the comics is wearing pants. It’s just that once they put them on, they become invisible.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?