red: happy birthday! i got you things!
orange: ooh! thank you!
red: here's a can of coke and a pair of jeans!
red: a pack of light bulbs, a paper towel roll
orange: ok, ok
red: some coolant, AND! a single sock!
*red holds his arms up as if to say "surprise"*
orange: you need to stop giving me the content of your trunk as birthday presents
That’s one way to clean your trunk out.
And, as you should all know, everyone in the comics is wearing pants. It’s just that once they put them on, they become invisible.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.